Urban Legend Lover Pillows

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Full Moon

The Ambush

"Mmm... Delicious. But, why do you call them, rat burgers?"

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a house was left unlocked in New York City for a week, and nothing was stolen.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Ever worry about existing in an echo chamber?"

Too bad I made up that story about being kidnapped by Elvis and the aliens, thought Garth; now they'll never believe I've sighed the mythical Big Hot Guy!

"I thought they were only an urban legend."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Romulus and Remus

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Who Should Kim Jong-Un Nuke?

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Jack London

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."