Urban Legend Aficionado Pillows

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"There! I heard it again!"

"I'll say one thing for Muriel - she certainly knows how to spontaneously combust!"

Vampire on a plane

'Who should I call first? The Humane Society or a plumber?'

'Tell me honestly, they're not that big, are they?'

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'