Urban Exploration Adventurer Gifts

"And while it's true that this new parking lot will obliterate many acres of undeveloped natural habitat, we're designating five prime spaces as 'Wildlife Parking Only!'"

Privatised pavement...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.