Urban Explorer Gifts

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Good coffee."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"XIVth Street"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Gentrifiers of Catan

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

My central park

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'

"Location, location, location."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"We'll take it."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

'Wo! Look at that thing! What a brilliant idea!'

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

Sowing the seeds of property

Poor Elwood wasn't sure if he was coming or going.

"Worst case of 'compassion fatigue' I've seen."

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"Welcome to New York."

Urban Tsunami

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Taxi - I love going home