Tourist Town Explorer T-Shirts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'...Do not feed the bears'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

Manhattan Woods

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Deadwood 25 miles

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

You are not here.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Early Micronesian Casino

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Nights in Bath

Monster Buskers