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Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Welcome! HOBNOB Your friendly chatty town!

You are not here.

"Welcome to the future"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Sparkling Water

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Frog in the puddles.