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Deadwood 25 miles

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Gone Fishing

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Pompeii restoration project.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Manhattan Woods

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You are not here.

Bath Bonfire

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"You must stop digging up the past."

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

Nights in Bath

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.