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'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'So what have you been up to?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Manhattan Woods

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Deadwood 25 miles

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Spider Preschool.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

"Old abandoned bar"

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.