Small-town Adventurer T-Shirts

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'Outside with that!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"The pH level seems a little off."

A bit of Newlyn.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I know they told me not to bark

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

The Tardis Shed

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Extreme Sheepherding

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim