Small-town Adventurer T-Shirts

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'Outside with that!'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

A bit of Newlyn.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Extreme Sheepherding

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"