Small Town Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Right Here

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Everything locally grown.

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Hey, I like this town!"

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"I've always worked from home."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'This is so old-school.'

Entering Yoke.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Just in from St. Paul.