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It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Country Bumpkin.

"What old school? This is my life."

Pony Rides

Book Me!

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Validate your parking?

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Hey, I like this town!"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Most Annoying Bark

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

City sewer rats visit barn mice.

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

Hummingbird deflates parachute.

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

A town in the middle ages.

Entering Yoke.