Small Town Admirer T-Shirts

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Country Bumpkin.

"What old school? This is my life."

Pony Rides

Book Me!

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

"Hey, I like this town!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

Most Annoying Bark

Validate your parking?

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Hummingbird deflates parachute.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Entering Yoke.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

A town in the middle ages.

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

City sewer rats visit barn mice.