Small-town Fan T-Shirts

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Right Here

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

"Very few leave the grove!"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Hey, I like this town!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Entering Yoke.

Just in from St. Paul.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Shop Local

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'