Small-town Fan Gifts

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Right Here

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Very few leave the grove!"

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Hey, I like this town!"

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Shop Local

Entering Yoke.

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

Just in from St. Paul.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'