Small Town Lover Gifts

Entering Yoke.

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Shop Local

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Just in from St. Paul.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Pond Village Store Generalists

Another sleepy one town horse.

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

Small Town USA.

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"Better make it a double. This dude's got Salt Lake City on his mind!"

"Dang you, Jimmy Buck. I hear you is datin' my sister. Goshamighty heck, Jimmy Roy. She my sister too."