Small-town Charm Lover Gifts

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Cattle show Week.

Centerville.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Truman Capote

Person Reading For Pleasure

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Turkey wary of Christmas

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

A shepherd with crook.

Spring Cleaning

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

Entering Yoke.

Lady talking to artist at a party

Chimney Sweep

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Another sleepy one town horse.

Hey y'all.

Just in from St. Paul.

Horse riders

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'