Country Charm Lover Gifts

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

The Cattle show Week.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Wedding Wellies

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

It was an impulse buy.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)