Country Charm Seeker Gifts

Well, that's another 'good graze' ruined!

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

'Your future looks charming.'

Cow and Milk

Silver Fox

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

The Cattle show Week.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Home Sweet Second Home.

Real Estate Personals

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Horse Clean-up

The Scenic Route

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Wedding Wellies

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

It was an impulse buy.