Country Charmer Gifts

Farmer Takes Roll Call

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship...

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'

Windmill

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Scenic Route

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Horse Clean-up