Farm Charmers Gifts

'I haven't been kicked once since I bought this new thermometer.'

Red Hat Society Members.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Milking the Cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Tasty.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Wedding Wellies

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Grassy breath?

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'