Farm Humor Lover Gifts

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"Another drop in milk prices? Aren't we getting squeezed enough already?"

The Troublemaker

Chew!

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

Holstein spotting kit.

A Productive Cow

Genetics We'd Like to See: A Late Sleeping Rooster for Gentlemen Farmers.

"Everyday I lay a few eggs and when I come back from breakfast they're gone!"

"If you ask me, that one's ready to go to market."

'You have to wonder sometimes: What do you think he does with all our milk?'

Ears Of Wheat

'Kraptonite! Curses!'

World of Cow

"Fresh poultry."

Deja Moo.

"We're egging Old MacDonald's house tonight. Pass it on."

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'OK, problem solved!'

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'I'm not happy with these miserable little eggs!' 'Sorry sir, I should have let the hens sit on them a bit longer!'

The American Farmer - a dying breed.

Pig with straws

'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Be grateful you were born a wool-lamb, and not a meat-lamb!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Santa's Hat

Fresh eggs...extremely fresh eggs.

'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'