Farm Humor Enjoyers Gifts

" I'm trying to produce a brick layer."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Grassy breath?

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'