Lovers Of Farm Humor Gifts

Cow Pat Planning

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Grassy breath?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'