Farm Humor Lovers Gifts

Well...that's your 3rd and final wish! Enjoy!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Grassy breath?

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'