Farm Humor Aficionados Gifts

Ringing horn

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Grassy breath?

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.