Farm Humor Fan Gifts

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'

Piggy bank playing the slots has money coming out of it.

How Goats See the World.

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken

"I'm an enigma!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'You want me to lead you where?'

'Hello Shitty.'

Hen counts her blessings.

'Only eat what's on the clothes-line darling: I don't want you eating dirty laundry...'

'You can tell he wasn't born in a barn.'

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

So you could have possibly supplied the happy couple with milk. What's your take on the upcoming 'Royal Wedding'?

Gel!

Chicken Breast Implants

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

Contented Cow!

"Thanks for visiting Bob! To be honest, I really appreciate male companionship...."

"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."

"I won £20 in the local sheep-stake!!"

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

So? You snort when you laugh too.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Snood

"Are you sure there's nothing going on between you and that ostrich friend of yours?"

Aaah! We're doomed! She's got the taste for sap!

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Oh, she's a lesbian!

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Freerange is all well and good, but just try to find a place to roost!'