Farming Humor Fan Gifts

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

"Is that a new watch?"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"So, Dona Carmen...what's wrong with Rogelio?"

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'