Farmyard Humor Fan Gifts

Dedication to excellence....

'Free range eggs'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milking the Cow.

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'