Farmyard Humor Fans Gifts

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Cow Pat Planning

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."