Farmyard Humor Fans Pillows

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow Pat Planning

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."