Farm Humor Fan Pillows

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken

"I'm an enigma!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'You want me to lead you where?'

'Hello Shitty.'

Hen counts her blessings.

'Only eat what's on the clothes-line darling: I don't want you eating dirty laundry...'

'You can tell he wasn't born in a barn.'

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

So you could have possibly supplied the happy couple with milk. What's your take on the upcoming 'Royal Wedding'?

Gel!

Chicken Breast Implants

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

Contented Cow!

"Thanks for visiting Bob! To be honest, I really appreciate male companionship...."

"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."

"I won £20 in the local sheep-stake!!"

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

Snood

"Are you sure there's nothing going on between you and that ostrich friend of yours?"

Aaah! We're doomed! She's got the taste for sap!

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Oh, she's a lesbian!

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Freerange is all well and good, but just try to find a place to roost!'

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'

Clowns Rake Bomb the cows field.'Cows Vs Clowns'

'You Ungrateful Cow! That thing really cost me.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'His mother's on steroids!'