Farm Comedy Fan Pillows

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Now don't tell me what I did wrong, let me guess.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

A centi-stampede.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Farm Humor.

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

Hen counts her blessings.

Pork Sausage.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'