Farm Comedy Fans Pillows

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dedication to excellence....

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Grassy breath?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A centi-stampede.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Well, nobody's perfect.'