Farm Comedy Appreciators Pillows

'You Bring shame to our family!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Grassy breath?

A centi-stampede.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.