Farm Comedy Appreciators Gifts

'You Bring shame to our family!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Grassy breath?

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

A centi-stampede.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Well, nobody's perfect.'