Farm Comedy Fans Gifts

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Static cling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

A centi-stampede.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Grassy breath?

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"