Farm Comedy Lover Gifts

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Come join us...Join us!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Grassy breath?

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A centi-stampede.

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'She says her stomachs ache.'