Farm Life Humor Lover Gifts

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

'You think YOU have peer pressure!?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'I never did a pregnancy exam on a ewe before.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt