Farm Life Humor Lover Gifts

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

'You think YOU have peer pressure!?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''