Farming Humor Lover Gifts

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Peripheral vision cow

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'