Farming Humor Enthusiast Gifts

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

The Moo-Walk

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?