Farming Humor Enthusiast Prints

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Is that a new watch?"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

The Moo-Walk

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

Peripheral vision cow