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Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."

"Start talking."

'Thanks for the good wishes, but I don't think that reading 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' will make me feel better.'

"This job nothing to crow about."

You certainly have a way with chickens.

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...

"I'm no longer an early riser."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'