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'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."

"Start talking."

'Thanks for the good wishes, but I don't think that reading 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' will make me feel better.'

"This job nothing to crow about."

You certainly have a way with chickens.

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...

"I'm no longer an early riser."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'