Farming Humor Aficionado Prints

'Arh,yes! I can remember my first pair of roller tractors!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The Moo-Walk

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'