Farming Humor Gifts

"Is that a new watch?"

Bureaucracy in Food Production

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

The Moo-Walk

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Peripheral vision cow

I LOVE what you've done with the place!