Farming Humor Enjoyers Gifts

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Cow Pat Planning

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Is that a new watch?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?