Farm Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Chicken: 'It's some sort of pecking order.'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

"Sorry, I don't need you anymore to scare those crows. I just play the news."

'I just love country music.'

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

Where milkweed comes from.

'Miaow??'

An after-grazing mint.

'Why I do declare, Foghorn Leghorn was an acquaintance of my mother!'

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"And this is another reason why we don't order parts over the phone."

'What do you mean, 'Yes, it's pneumonia but mainly she's been poisoned'?'

Who's damn fool idea was it to buy a laminator?

A bipartisan committee.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'I don't want to lose my place.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'How does it work? I don't know, I'm afraid to turn it on.'

Enough with the panic attack! I want them back, please!

Cows worshipping a toilet.

...on the plus side, it's great when it's raining.

'Cow Stabilizers'.

I think I'm gay!

Pork Sausage.

Cow Kong.

Cow Volleyball

Lordy! I hate it when they stampede!

"I found a few shells with nothing in them."

"So, Dona Carmen...what's wrong with Rogelio?"

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"It's kind of disturbing: the farmer seems to be obsessed by how big my thighs are..."

""Long time no see! Let's do slop sometime!"

Just as John had feared, Bossie had gone dry, very dry."