Farm Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

COWS: Spare cow

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

I LOVE what you've done with the place!