Farm Joke Collector Gifts

Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Food fight!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

COWS: Spare cow

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Whining SUV.

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'