Farm Joke Appreciator Gifts

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

COWS: Spare cow

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Pork Sausage.

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"