Farm Joke Appreciator Pillows

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

COWS: Spare cow

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

'Miaow??'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Pork Sausage.

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"